mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now
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im prettier than anyone who’s ever been mean to me so i dont care about the fact that they are mean because they are also probably jealous B)
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